The ability to write a pointless superpower, which was posted earlier without having read it.

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the power to fart your way to the moon

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The power to lock open doors

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The power to make yourself forget your life

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The ability to turn into an embryo

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the power to burn your school down from napalm farts.

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The power to do control the atmosphere, but only in space.

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The power to do anything that will not affect anyone but you in any way.

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The ability to read minds, but it can only be your own.

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The power to spell 'a' correctly

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The power to become famous on vine

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The power to see 1 plank length farther then most normal people

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The power to think up the best lines but forget them when you try to speak

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Being able to transform into anything on and off the planet, only, you have to be touching that object.

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The power of writte with our feets.

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The power to poo.

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The power to become normal the point is he has no powers

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The power to instantaneously switch hats.

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the power to turn into toilet paper but not back

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The power to do a back flip by drinking water during a front flip

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The ability to abruptly end conversations.

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The power to travel back and forth in time by pressing your left elbow against your right armpit. It really works! Try it!

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The power to do 1d3 points of damage on successful touch attack twice a day assuming no spell resistance.

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The power to control karma. Moral: Karma is a BlTCH! MY BlTCH!

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!