The power to turn into a potato banana hybrid.

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The power to play games in your head but have seizures doing so.

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The ability to find the sharpest object in an given drawer, by having it puncture your hand. Every time.

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the ability to solve paradoxes

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being black

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The power to read minds, but only those of dead people.

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The ability to pronounce the word "rural."

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The power to remove cancer from stroke victim's bodies.

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The power to easily flirt with women but only near your mom.

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the power to breath through your skin.

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The power to heal yourself but only damage you inflict on yourself.

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The power to teleport anywhere at the cost of your life.

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The power to kill someone with a knife

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I HAVE A TINY PINGAS! (Penis) Moral: Ladyfriend here daring me to post this here, PFF! Is that even a dare? I got balls of steel! Oh, and I should totally ask my doctor if she can give me something that helps me unwind after multiple female company, or at least they are daring me all to type that pff! Im not even good looking... And noooooo, nobody dared me to type that, they want todeeeeeeeeeellllllllteeeeeeeeee tht BUTI SHALLOOOWWWWWWINSSSSSSSS

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The power to be blind when you sleep

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The power to not move but your always happy.

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the power to make thin air that is harmless

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The power to be asleep while in bed

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The power to accelerate your own aging when you're happy. Unfortunately it's irreversible.

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The ability to find a squirrels nuts

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The power to love me. Moral: I have enough of my own. HE TORTURES YOU BECAUSE HE NEEDS YOUR LOVE, I DONT TOUCH YOU BECAUSE I REQUIRE NOT YOUR LOVE, WHO IS YOUR GOD NOW! (still not me, Gods and super sayans are foolish)

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The power to kill yourself if there is a bullet in your heart, brain, and liver all at the same time

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The power to walk on water, but only if its temperature is below 0° C

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The Power to sit down only on chair made of knives.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!