the power to herd cats

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The power to wear the same clothes every day without them getting dirty.

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Invisible handwriting.

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The power to think of witty comebacks 3 days too late

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The uncontrollable power to teleport to the places you don't want to be and every time this happens... a random fat guy barfs on you

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The power think five times slower.

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The power to make a rather pointless comeback here... Moral: See what I mean? ;),

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The power to take perfectly timed photos when nothing interesting is going on.

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The power to read a book in 2 seconds but forget everything but the title.

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The power to time travel 60 seconds a minute

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The power to have a great singing voice, but only in the shower,

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The power of having all of Batman`s Superpowers.

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The power to push "pull" doors

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The ability to stop farting so that you blow up like a balloon that eventually bursts.

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The power to lose 7-1 to Germany

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Liam Brudenell

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The power to die and come back to life in the middle of a crossfire between two tanks.

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the ability to discern homophobic, racist, and mysoginistic posts on this site from the actually ok ones.. oh wait this is useful STOP BEING A JACKASS

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The power to remove your foreskin at any given time

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The power to perform incredible feats of strength and speed but only while on an elevator.

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The power of christ ;)

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The left part of your body is fireproof but the right side is not

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The power to skid against the ground at 45 mph

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!