- Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!

The power to run Crysis.

whenever you want to sleep an anime starts happening in real life

the ability to earase your mind but only before a test

The ability to give the best hugs in the world to people who don't need be hugged

The ability to judge a book by its cover.

Reversed telepathy, everyone can hear your thoughts.

the power to eat with your butt

The power to change locations with: Michael Jackson, Elvis, Hitler, Stalin, and many more, simply by jumping up and down 3 times.

The ability to go forward in time for 1 second but the process of going forward takes 1 second.

being able to change shape whist flying "It's a bird!, no it's a plane , It's a flying Sammich!?!

Normal handsome man by day. Moral: Man by night.

You can have anything you don't want at any time.

The power to whipe the floor with your face.

the power to only have to go to the bathroom once a year but smell like poop the whole year.

The ability to shit from your mouth and burp through your ass

The power to uncontrollably fart when your with your girlfriend

The power to shit out toilet paper.

The power to imagine boobs whenever you want at any time

The power to produce boogers that look and taste like caramel until you put them in your mouth...

The ability to headbutt yourself in the face.

The power of finding an object that you thought it disappered in a black hole in your bedroom.

The power to turn any object into food

The power of omniscience but it causes a near fatal heart attack every time you think.

The ability to catch bullets traveling under 5 mph

Pointless Super Powers