- Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!

the power to make rotten food go good again, but only if it's exactly 2 months, 4 days, 9 hours and 13 minutes old.

The power to think of powers someone else has already come up with

The power to be afraid of movies that are not scary

The power to fly, but only 1 millimeter above the ground, while moving at a speed slower than a snail.

The power to speak braille.

PATTIES THAT ARE SUPPOSEDLY READY TO EAT, BUT COVERED IN STICKY HARDENED FAT! Moral: Damn greasy hand surprise! I was going all victoly on guilty gear XXX

the power to spell words wrong

The ability to grow and shrink in size, but you still have the same strength and weight and can only do it once a month

The power to make people extremely happy as soon as you die.

The power to have the world's biggest cumshots, but to have a numb penis.

the ability to kill yourself... twice

The power to make anyone even on live tv such as news or sports to explosively crap their pants.

The power to turn into a slightly smaller, weaker version of yourself.

The power to survive extreme temperatures, for extremely short amounts of time.

The power to become black!

The ability to push "pull" doors, and pull "push" doors.

The power to live in lava, but only when your cold

The abilty to give yourself 0 subscribers on youtube.

The power of love

The power to immediately become comatose every time you blink.

The power to control mealworms

The ability to lose all your limbs on command.

The power to produce highly concentrated sulphuric acid in your sweat glands.

The power to blame it on the Boogie

Pointless Super Powers