- Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!

The power to go hibernate at winter.

The power to see in the dark while exposed to sunlight.

The ability to have any destructive power... As long as you use it on babies or old people.

the ability to stop writing ideas of points less super power.

the ability to figure out exam questions, but only after the exam.

The power to run as fast as a snail.

The power to write the top rated Pointless Superpower.

The power to use your penis and testicles as a powerful one time grenade in case you get assaulted. (probably the most pointless power ever)

The ability to see every color in the world but only when your eyes are closed.

Captain Obvious`s powers. A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!

The power of women's rights.

The power to fart out of your hands.

The power to be skillful at everything but only while asleep.

The power to eat nandos

the power to be infinitely constipated

The ability to find a use for 8th grade Algebra.

The power the fly unless your alive. The power to swim in water unless your wet.

the power to sneeze cum

The power to always fart at the most inappropriate time

The power to misspell when tyring to spell qukcily

The power to digest food wrappers, but only once youve opened them.

The power to have a power

The power to make it impossible to have powers

power to blow up your own head only once,

Pointless Super Powers