Astral Projection. Distance: .3mm

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The power to fail a test everytime

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----the power to hold your breath until your die-----

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The power to cum cucumbers if you are a man.

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The power to open jam jar lids, however stuck they are.

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The power to make yourself forget your life

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The ability to pull Bleach Flavored lighter fluid out of your ass every time you see a modern feminist or a Jacob Satorious video

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The power to become sick only to spread it to your enemy but you can't stop being sick until you have treatment.

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The power to produce up to 20 gummy bears at once through the process of budding

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the power to look like a boy and sing like a girl (bieber joke)

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the power to take a poo everywhere but on the toilet

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The ability to hear fish.

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The power to speak any language except the language of your people.

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The ability to teleport to distant locations with no way of returning.

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The power to resurrect the dead but only for 1 second.

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The power to read minds but only when you're alone

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The power is to think MEMEZ are so nonsence, Even if you ever kissed an girl.

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The Power of your footstep sounding like a horse gallop

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The power to do control the atmosphere, but only in space.

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the power to become phil collins, but only after peter gabrial left

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The power to control disabled people with your mind.

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The power to have some fucking muslim (white guy, no arab) tell my wife that since we have been married for three years and I Speak spanish/Russian/Japanse/Itali... Anyways that she should at least be able to speak fluently spanish so shame on her. (The fuck I be teaching her spanish in Norway?) The power? To tell my wife that if I ever see him, I will chop his head off... My wife said I think he meant it well, I said, so do I. The reason its useless? My wife refused so I had to enter their stupid meeting room and tell him myself... He asked me who I was while shivering, my answer: Want to learn how to speak motherdfucking spanish? He supposedly spent staring down the floor for hours while refusing his boss`s offer to call the cops on me and told my wife to tell me he was sorry. I goddamn bet he is fucking sorry! Nero: Now and forever.

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The ability to look directly at the sun without damaging your eyes.

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Justin Bieber

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!