The ability to turn into a slightly damp sponge

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The ability to walk on water, but only if you're Jesus

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The power to incriminate yourself in a crime you didnt commit

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The power to fly 2mm above the ground

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The power to remember what your homework is two minutes before you have to turn it in.

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The amazing ability to hack peoples profiles only when they're logged in.

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the ability to stop writing ideas of points less super power.

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The power to stop time but if you do so you will also stop.

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The left part of your body is fireproof but the right side is not

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Having the power to stand still

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The power to smell a fart before someone lets it out.

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The power to know what weather its gonna be like in 1 minute... in South Korea

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The ability to teleport 0.00000000000000007 seconds in the past

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The power to eat razorblades, but only when covered in a mixture of antifreeze, bile and tabasco sauce.

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The power to watch Netflix instead of writing a thesis paper.

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The power to be immune to everything,except things that can kill you.

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the ability to look into your brain

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To pee standing up.

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The power to use very big words but only when your at a retarted people convention

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The power to use successfuly Splash Attack irl.

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The power to turn everything you touch in to a plastic fork.

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The power to write sentences without periods Get it? A POINTLESS super power? LAWL

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The power to create powers

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The power to pull any woman that just asked you for a shag.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!