The power to read the terms of service.

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The power to do control the atmosphere, but only in space.

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The power to do anything that will not affect anyone but you in any way.

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The ability to read minds, but it can only be your own.

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The power to see the future five days after it has happend

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The power to have to answer to morons while I put morals under EVERY one of my comments... Moral: At this point asking you makes you a trucking moron. Moral: Just to annoy you. Moral: And everyone is pointless so if you get annoyed, well that is your pointless superpower... hahaha!

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The power to spell 'a' correctly

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The power to become famous on vine

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the power to make faces at the blind

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The power to see 1 plank length farther then most normal people

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The power of writte with our feets.

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The power to become normal the point is he has no powers

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The power to instantaneously switch hats.

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the power to turn into toilet paper but not back

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The power to do a back flip by drinking water during a front flip

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The ability to abruptly end conversations.

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The power to do 1d3 points of damage on successful touch attack twice a day assuming no spell resistance.

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The power to travel back and forth in time by pressing your left elbow against your right armpit. It really works! Try it!

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The power to control karma. Moral: Karma is a BlTCH! MY BlTCH!

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The power to be skillful at everything but only while asleep.

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Having the power to stand still

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the power to tell Austin Zachrich to go pee

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The ability to climb into your windows snatch your people up and find your kids , find your wife and find your husband and rape them . ( only active in linkin park )

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_/?\_ (?`_´) SON GET IN THE SCOUT TANK WE'RE KILLING THE SCAMMERS

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!