The power to become a frog when a snake sees you

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the power to undress yourself at a slower rate then others

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The ability to perfectly walk backwards but only when you are sat down.

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The power to have magnetic eyeballs.

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The power to go super sonic speed as long as you are tripping

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The power to skid against the ground at 45 mph

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The power to be invisible when singing

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the power to destroy the planet you are standing on

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The power to not be color blind.

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The ability to see through insects.

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The power to know exactly how events would have turned out, had the last event gone differently

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The power to smell like body odor at will

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The power to wait for the moment... TO THE NEXT WAITING MOMENT! And then the wait for the moment... FOR THE NEXT WAITING MOMENT

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The power to eat food.

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The ability to fly but your hand have to touch the earth

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Hnavig the alibtiy to raed tihs.

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The power to turn back time and get the word "emit".

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The ability to write a pointless superpower, which was posted earlier without having read it.

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The power to not get shit dick

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the power to fart your way to the moon

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The power to make yourself forget your life

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The power to lock open doors

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The ability to turn into an embryo

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the power to burn your school down from napalm farts.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!