The power to turn brass into gold, but only when the brass is made of gold.

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the power to kill yourself

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The power to read minds, but only those of dead people.

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the ability to an app cost 1 cent less (no free apps don't count

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The power to achieve 98% opacity

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The ability to pronounce the word "rural."

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the power to breath through your skin.

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The power to delete the "missing a finger" comment on shitbrix.com.

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the powr to reed thiss befor you relisze the that thiss peersoon is retarded

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The power to summon huge snowstorms, but only on the weekend.

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----the power to hold your breath until your die-----

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The power to implode when you have pee and you can't stop

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The ability to hover slightly above the ground on Wednesdays.

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The power to make my own sandwich

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The power to eat toxic waste as long as it is not toxic but die from non-toxic waste and stuff

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The power to know the name of every show while the title card is in front of you but only if you are holding cheap mango chutney

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The power to read all these post's in less then a day

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the power to get F's on assignments without trying

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The power to open a walnut with your mind

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The ability to teleport anywhere in the world on the first Monday of February at 4:00 am

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The power to instant nose-bleed, but not be able to stop it.

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The ability to generate bellybutton lint at will.

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The ability to pull open push only doors

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The power to see you're self in a mirror

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!