The power to love me. Moral: I have enough of my own. HE TORTURES YOU BECAUSE HE NEEDS YOUR LOVE, I DONT TOUCH YOU BECAUSE I REQUIRE NOT YOUR LOVE, WHO IS YOUR GOD NOW! (still not me, Gods and super sayans are foolish)

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the power to know when the pope is taking a dump

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The power to fly, but only when you touch the ground.

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the power to the power to sit on your computer all day and read all of these pointless super powers while eating or drinking soda

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The power to count to infinity.

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Being able to be invisible when no one is watching.

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The power to turn into any cat which is about to give birth.

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the ability to produce petrol from your ankles but only when you're on fire.

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The power to step only on the surface of lego bricks, no other surface.

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The ability to grow and shrink in size, but you still have the same strength and weight and can only do it once a month

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The power to eat food, unless you're touching food.

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The power to be able to never have a power.

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power to fart through your mouth

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The power to shoot off your clothes at any moment while using your hands and feet

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The power to be invisable when your dead

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the power to yell a math problem at will

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the power to tell have a alarm clock in your head that only go's off evry 30 secents and it deeps for 20 u cant take it owt or stop it lols

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the power uncontrollably explode expensive cars

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The ablity to slap a policeman and get away with it.

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Invisibility, but only in the dark.

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YOU CAN WISH BUT IT WILL NOT COME TRUE -.-

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The power of laser vision only while eating Oscar Mayer hot dogs.

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Doing a handstand with your feet

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the power to send text messages while driving

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!