The power to fly 0 feet in 60 seconds

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The power to be constantly reminded of the game

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the power to eat bread

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the power to fart your way to the moon

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The power to smell bacon and/or ham at 3 o clock in the afternoon on the second Saturday of March

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The power to volunteer as tribute.

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the power to like charlie

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The ability to turn into a werewolf but only when your holding silver

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The ability to turn into an embryo

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The power to ejaculate

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The power to never be tired, but only when rowing a boat.

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The power of superman while never being able to leave Krypton.

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the power to make bubles without soap

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The power to run at the average speed of a normal person running.

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The power to grow your fingernails .0001 centimeters a day

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the ability to only crap while on a toilet

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The power to absolutely nothing

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The power to know where the beef is

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Perfect recall of every episode of Teletubies

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The power of attracting fired bullets

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The power to resurrect the dead but only for 1 second.

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The power to make a woman be quiet but only during sex.

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The power to always lie even when you don't want to and then you have to truthfully say that you were lying otherwise the closest person kicks you in the groins.

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The power to die early.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!