- Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!

the power to attract flying frisbees to your own nose

The ability to be completely bullet-proof as long as a bullet never hits you.

The ability to teleport 0.00000000000000007 seconds in the past

The power to lift animate objects in the same direction.

The power to see the past.

The ability to breath underwater but loses the ability to breath normally forever

The power to have two eyes that can't see very far or through anything.

The power to waste time coming up with pointless super powers

The power to fly 0 feet in 60 seconds

The ability to play UNO without a tongue

The power to grow your pinkie toe to ten times its actual length, but only while your shoes are on.

The power to teleport homeless people to the sun

the power to make plants grow at a slightly excelled rate when lying on top of them .... you also smell like shit, all the time.

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The ability to fly away, but there is a 99.99999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999% chance that you will get hit by a plane while taking off.

The power to talk in Wingdings.

The power to teleport in the bottom of the sea.

The power to fly, but only when you are less than a foot off the ground.

The power to see other peoples dreams.

The power to have a godlike super human strength but it only activates during a REM sleep cycle.

The ability to shit from your mouth and burp through your ass

Tha ability to not be able to fly

The ability to die on command.

The power to fail a test everytime

Pointless Super Powers