- Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!

the power to remove the white seeds from a watermelon over the course of two months.

the power to fire angry ticks out of your nipples

The power to run at 0.5mph

The ability to unbleep swear words on your tv.

The power to shoot sperm out of your eyes

The ability to smell colors

the power to turn everthing you touch into to some form of pork but you are an orthodox jew

the power to be able to get pointless superpowers

The power to be Chuck Norris

the power to wake up 2 seconds before your alarm.

The power to play games in your head but have seizures doing so.

The ability to read. No wait that is actually helpful. Never mind.

The ability to know what time it is when looking at a working clock.

The amazing ability to shoot any liquid substance out of your eyes, with a requirement being you must douse your eyes with the substance beforehand.

Astral Projection. Distance: .3mm

The ability to get shot, for real.

The power to have 50%-78% water in your body

The power to uncontrally boop

The power to make cheeseburgers only when your tummy is full.

Acid tears.

The power to read everything 2 seconds faster than usual

The power to teleport massive objects one inch above your head.

ability to levitate using my fart...

The power to touch the ground using only your feet

Pointless Super Powers