- Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!

The power to uncontrollably fart when your with your girlfriend

----the power to hold your breath until your die-----

Power to instantly turn drunk

the ability to do absolutely nothing

the ability to hold your breath for ever while being on land

I’M JUST HAVING AN ALLERGIC REACTION TO THE UNIVERSE. Via: Collection of Love WhatsApp Status

The power to see the future five days after it has happend

The uncontrollable power to teleport to the places you don't want to be and every time this happens... a random fat guy barfs on you

The power to be super jewish

The power to change into an Arab at will. Moral: Will not work inside arab-countries.

The power to have a device to turn the tv off without touching it!!! :O

The power to open any trash can lid with telekinesis if its within view.

The power to eat just 1 Lays potato chip

The ability to find objects in the last place you look

THE POWER OF PEDOBEAR!!!!! but only when theres law enforcement around

The power to eat your poop

The power to be able to taste shit from miles away.

make youself dumb

The power to lose body parts by merely thinking about losing said parts coupled together with worry. I.e. I hope I don't lose my testicles.... Damn-it!!

the power to melt your bones

The power of having all of Batman`s Superpowers.

the power to be Justin bieber

The power to have a invisible boat mobile

the power to catch em' all

Pointless Super Powers