- Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!

The power to take edible shits.

The power to die every time you are standing on something.

The power to punch anyone as hard as you want but get hit with the same force in your genitals

The power grow arm pit hair 5 times faster and 5 times longer than it was after shaving.

The power to be better than Chuck Norris, but you have to be in a lucid sleep.

The power to talk to plants but only when they have mean things to say.

The ability to get up early for school, but only on weekends.

The power to walk on water mixed with cornstarch and cesium.

the power to pay 1 cent less then what items in the store cost

the power to get somewere at the same time that you arrive.

the power to change people socks on command

To be able to immediately know the name of anything you see

The power to know what someone thought, after they told you.

The amazing ability to shoot any liquid substance out of your eyes, with a requirement being you must douse your eyes with the substance beforehand.

The power of omniscience but it causes a near fatal heart attack every time you think.

The power to make Macs appear instantly, but be unable to left-click on them.

The ability to catch bullets traveling under 5 mph

The power to fly, but only fly north

The power to make a rather pointless comeback here... Moral: See what I mean? ;),

The power to do unto others as you do unto yourself

The power to journey into the future of the past.

The power to take perfectly timed photos when nothing interesting is going on.

the power of running at superspeed, whenever you are sat down

THE POWER TO NOT HAVE SUPERPOWERS! ...............ever

Pointless Super Powers