The power to turn gourmet meals into shit.

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The power to become Santa Clause, but only on the fourth of July.

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The power to blow up, before a bomb next to you blows up.

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The power to live,but only when you are dead

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The power to never be old but died at young age

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The power to move in slow motion whenever running away from danger. Moral: Hilarious! XD

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the power to uncontrolably shoot bananas out of your hands

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the power not eat more than one pringel.

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The power to accidently find all spoilers online before you watch a film or an episode of a series.

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The power to never need to eat, unless you are hungry.

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The ability to play black ops anytime you want

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The ability to fart and pee twice in one go.

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The power to make all girls look pretty but only in your head and only if you drunk enough.

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The power to turn everything you touch turn into a black person

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The power to have Pauly D haircut while being a dumbass.

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The power to rip open my shirt to show a s t-shirt

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Which one is more pointless? 1. The power to have all of Suprman power, but lose them every time you needed. 2. The power to have all of Suprman power, but only to die from exposure to kryptonite.

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The power to build Lego with incredible speed, but then knock it down immediately.

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understanding every language only if you get insulted

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The ability to instantly friendzone yourself.

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The power to know exactly how events would have turned out, had the last event gone differently

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The Power to lost your Dankness every time you Breath.

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The power to start time.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!