Will i tell you the joke about the butter? Aww no you'll only spread it!

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the power to be in AA.

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The power to transform yourself into a perfect copy of your mother.

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The power to light glue on fire.

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the power to see through clothes but only old peoples clothes -jesse

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The power to strangle yourself to death

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The power to be a gamer

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The power to be invisible when singing

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The power to let someone control your dick

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Ability to emit soap from your ears in the sun

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The power to give other people superpowers, but you can't give them to yourself.

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the ability to be invincible but your weakness is air.

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the power to not die only when someone shoots you in your left heel.

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The power to see 147 billion years into the future.

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The power to kill anyone with your mind, In your imagination.

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The power to think of pointless powers.

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the power to perminately bring jade goody back from the dead

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The power to go back in time one second at a time, but the ability takes one second to recharge.

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The power to expel a slight breeze after inhaling.

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the power to burn your school down from napalm farts.

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The ability to breath underwater but loses the ability to breath normally forever

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The power to have 50%-78% water in your body

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The power to have intense orgasms, but only if you choke yourself.

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The power to have knowledge of your power.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!