- Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!

The power to jerk off without using your hands

The power to see the future when you sleep but forget it as soon as you wake up

The ability to keep a song stuck in your head overnight

The power to walk on water, but only if its temperature is below 0° C

The power to have any video game that you want along with its system but if you ever die just once you can never play that game again even if you get a new one.

The power to die.

The power to die and come back to life in the middle of a crossfire between two tanks.

the power to make coffee room temperature by touching it

The power to speak braille.

The power to make whatever it is you see and/or think about into cotton candy.

The power to sing with your buttcheeks

the ability to be 2Pac the day he got shot

The power to look into the car next to me at the exact moment the driver is picking his nose

The power to teleport the remote control to you from across the room twithout getting up, but only if your TV is broken.

The power to walk on water for one second and then fall in

the power to sing like a pro but only when in a bathroom or when autotune is involved...

The power to waste money

The power to make people extremely happy as soon as you die.

The power to have the world's biggest cumshots, but to have a numb penis.

the power to go slower than a snail :l

The power to die instantly from not reading books, meaning if you don't read books you'll die.

The ability to digest three types of earth elementals

to do nothing

The power to switch genders, but you can't switch back.

Pointless Super Powers