The power to be superman with no power's

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The power to lick your own balls!!!

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The power to state the obvious at will.

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The Power To Right Your Own Power On This Website.

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The power to count to infinity.

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The power to be an exceedingly homosexual man and be constantly surrounded by sexy women.

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The power to eat nails and crap broken glass.

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The power to to do everything a normal human can do.

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The power to talk in any language but you can't talk in the language of the country that you're in.

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The power to become CHUCK NORRIS! (if you are a teen) Which by activation you realize he is just a mediocre actor... and worst... over 70 years of age...

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The Power To Make Someone Cry A Single Tear, Once A Day,

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The power to compare anything to pr0n because "you know it when you see it."

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the power uncontrollably explode expensive cars

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The power to forget you have a super power.

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The ability to part hair.

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the ability to say either "beans are magical!" or "beans are fruit!" in an angry tone, and have people believe you

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The power to turn brass into gold, but only when the brass is made of gold.

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The power to communicate with applesauce.

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the power to talk to animals.......without them understanding you.

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The power to push "pull" doors

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The power to be invulnerable to any type of bullets except lead and copper.

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The power to put your finger in your brain, but doing so kills you and achieves nothing.

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The ability to make any girl hook up with you, while your penis is numb

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the power to beathe

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!