The power to produce boogers that look and taste like caramel until you put them in your mouth...

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The power to eat food, but as you eat the food you turn into a giant green monster and have to terrorize Japan for the rest of your life. As a result of you terrorizing Japan, McDonald's comes out with monster toys and Universal does a children's movie about how monsters can be cute cuddly creatures in order to calm down those who are having nightmares at night because of your horrific actions in Japan. While in Japan though a mad scientist creates a unmosterification ray gun that heals you. Then you decide you have to go on an all liquid diet so over the course of many years you become impervious to drowning, in that time you also develop the ability to speak with sea animals with a sonar type ability. Thus rendering you as Aquaman the most useless superhero ever.

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The power to grow your pinkie toe to ten times its actual length, but only while your shoes are on.

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The power to play games in your head but have seizures doing so.

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The power to correctly guess how old shag rugs are

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The ability to not slip on banana peels

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The power to always know the exact time.

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The Power to sit down only on chair made of knives.

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The power to make your left hand glow whenever you put your right hand up your ass.

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The power to do anything else but worship me. Moral: I DEMAND SATISFACTION! I mean I dont need it, I just want you to do something useful with your life for once... That practically makes me into a saint... Aww.... Steve Jobs No More... LOOOOOOOLLLIPOP!

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The power to use internet explorer at a moderate working speed

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You can hear what people think ...in sign language.

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the power to say the power to say the power to say the power to say.....

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The ability to rectify health and safety concerns, using a sword.

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the power to have super strength but only while your sleeping

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The power to be a GOD with your imagination

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The power to still believe in Santa Clause.

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The power to find pokemon attractive

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The ability to sleep but only when you don't want to

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The ability for your penis to tie itself into a knot.

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The power to stick your head up your ass

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The power to spell-check or at least reread what you're about to post.

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The power to digest food wrappers, but only once youve opened them.

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X-Ray vision that only works on fat chicks.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!