- Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!

You can hear what people think ...in sign language.

The power to have knowledge of your power.

The power to grow nipples all over your body at will

The ability to shoot apples, but they disintegrate in mid-air. Also, the apples are tiny.

The power to still believe in Santa Clause.

The power to eat soap.

The power to cause slow people in front of you in the corridor to walk 3% faster

The ability to sleep but only when you don't want to

The power to love Justin Bieber

The ability for your penis to tie itself into a knot.

The power to spell-check or at least reread what you're about to post.

The power to stick your head up your ass

The power to become a frog when a snake sees you

X-Ray vision that only works on fat chicks.

The power to digest food wrappers, but only once youve opened them.

The power to have a power

Delayed Reaction Man

the power to be nonflammable unless your on fire

The power to teleport to Northern Siberia with only a speedo on.

The power to never get drunk

the power to see though a door.......................................only if its open

The ability not to be able to make a bong out of a taco bell cup

the ability to click your fingers and lose your hands

The power to balance the light switch in the middle but only on the 4th try.

Pointless Super Powers