The power to convert any font to comic sans at will.

The power to remove your foreskin at any given time

The power to control any O-shaped piece of metal.

The power to know who farted at any time.

The power that turns farts into music.

the ability to kill yourself... twice

The ability to change your hair color to your current hair color

The power to be number one, unless someone was better than you.

The power to make a white paper green but only with a colored pencil

the power to move up floors or levels,but only in an elevator

The power to be the strongest person on earth when no-one else is on earth.

The power to elect George W Bush.

The power to be immune to everything,except things that can kill you.

The power to imagine boobs whenever you want at any time

The power to lick any telephone pole to call somebody in the winter.

The power to transform money into a foreign currency of lesser value.

The power to turn into a slightly smaller, weaker version of yourself.

Superhuman strength at the expense of being completely paralyzed

The ability to hear the opinions of inanimate objects.

The power to stop moral man from writing morals under every comment... Moral: The damn CIA cant go trough my battlestation, because I use this computer via proxy and can change my IP at will, so you literally would have to blow up the anti-bomb shelters in Micronesia and thus kill a key element of the pirate bay... And who would want that... buy your own music and movies? Download your own games? YOU THINK YOU HAVE THAT LUXURY? YOU CANT HANDLE THE TRUTH!

The power to creat your own superpower that's by the way. POINTLESS

The ability to produce snot twenty times faster than normal.

The power to live in lava, but only when your cold

whenever you want to sleep an anime starts happening in real life

Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!