The power to breathe underwater but only if you are dry.

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The power to vote for the Presidential candidate of your choice, only to be overruled by the Florida Supreme Court.

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The power to become normal the point is he has no powers

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The power of reading the entire terms of service and understand it in less than 10 hrs.

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The power to do 1d3 points of damage on successful touch attack twice a day assuming no spell resistance.

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The power to travel back and forth in time by pressing your left elbow against your right armpit. It really works! Try it!

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the power to undress yourself at a slower rate then others

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The power to look at someone and imaginatively initiate intercourse in the most unreasonable way possible.

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the power to destroy the planet you are standing on

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The power to comment on Facebook with a pencil.

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The power to know what weather its gonna be like in 1 minute... in South Korea

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Where to start? Ah yes...THE POWER TO NOT FREAKING DO ANYTHING!!!!!!!!!!!!

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The power to make water come out of your fingertips in a slow trickle, the way it looks in the shower.

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The power to have your right hand permanently glued to your face.

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_/?\_ (?`_´) SON GET IN THE SCOUT TANK WE'RE KILLING THE SCAMMERS

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The ability to not have a super power.

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The ability to go forward in time at will.

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Be as cool as Julien Roby who go outside without is coat during winter

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The power to stop moral man from writing morals under every comment... Moral: The damn CIA cant go trough my battlestation, because I use this computer via proxy and can change my IP at will, so you literally would have to blow up the anti-bomb shelters in Micronesia and thus kill a key element of the pirate bay... And who would want that... buy your own music and movies? Download your own games? YOU THINK YOU HAVE THAT LUXURY? YOU CANT HANDLE THE TRUTH!

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The power to revive anyone....But only if they are alive.

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Hnavig the alibtiy to raed tihs.

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The abilty to give yourself 0 subscribers on youtube.

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The power of knowing every fact about dolphins

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The power to read the future in a language you will never learn to understand. Moral: I read that "thy comment expects a billion red thumbs"... WTF does that mean?

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!