- Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!

Being alive (until you die).

The power to travel through time... 1 second at a time

the ability to be a super genius but can't speak or write

Power to instantly turn drunk

the power to ryme words with orange, purple, and silver but only after eating your own poo and while singing a beyonce song

The power to speak in languages that no one around you understands.

The power to teleport stupid people away from you - but they teleport to YOUR HOUSE.

The power to stand up and do what's right, save people, restore order, preserve life, maintain balance and create peace but the lack of motivation to do so.

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The ability to know how to drive a car but only when piloting light aircraft

The power to have super hearing but only works when you are dead.

The power to see your reflection with The Mirror

The power to have hindsight.

The power to walk through doors, then open it.

The power to die whenever you feel the slightest bit joyful, happy excited, etc.

The power to make Macs appear instantly, but be unable to left-click on them.

the power to sleep while standing!

The power to make every single person in the world hate you and want you dead.

the ability bend your legs in a perfect circle

The power of dying whenever you want.

The ability to spontaneously get drunk, but only when writing your exams

The power of self-propelled flight, but only when you're the President of the United States.

The power throw up hockey pucks every few minutes.

The ability to wake up at 3:45 am if you were sleeping, and not be able to fall assleeP again for 20 minutes.

Pointless Super Powers