the power to move up floors or levels,but only in an elevator

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The power to climb trees really fast but only downwards.

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The power to be an amazing playing instruments, but die if you touch any instruments.

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The power the fly unless your alive. The power to swim in water unless your wet.

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The pointless superpower to miss moral man. He was a dick.

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the ability to talk to humans

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The ability to understand math but cannot apply it to ANYTHING.

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the power to Shoop Da whoop out of your bum hole

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The power to jump over mountains but die when you hit the ground.

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The power to survive extreme temperatures, for extremely short amounts of time.

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The power to have a V8

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The power to have ABSOLUTELY anything you want!... ...As long as that absolutely anything you want happens to be a pile of premium fresh horsecrap... Moral: This made myself lol, so it probably has 16 red thumbs by now YAY!!!!!!!!

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The power to beat bad ass kids without getting arrested!!!

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The Power to make people see a picture of you naked in their heads.

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The power to escape reality by entering the magical land of skyrim via your PS3.

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The power to turn grow a vagina that can whistle on your neck during a full moon.

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The power to not respond to gravity (only when you're in space).

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the power to find children extremely attractive

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The power to transform into a homeless person.

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The power to create a pointless superpower

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The Power to make miracle, now days there are no safe place in earth. We may died anytime

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The power of being negative all the time.

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The power to let 100 cockroaches crawl upon you for everytime you display emotion

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!