The power to shit out toilet paper.

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The power to know you don't have a superpower

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The power to summon a green Hippo that would mush up your poop in your toilet. Oddly, the superpower is only able to be summonded one a year, sorry.

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The power to read all these post's in less then a day

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The power to forget what your superpower is

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The power to shit yourself on a really hot day with no change of underwear

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the power to misspell

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The power to make every female cop want you... IN JAIL.

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The power of being pointless

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The power of superman while never being able to leave Krypton.

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you do not need to eat but you have to sit

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the power to pee for longer then a normal person

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The power to urinate in mouth.

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The power to think up a pointless superpower.

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Will i tell you the joke about the butter? Aww no you'll only spread it!

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The power drown in water

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The power to not remember, the only problem, is that you don't remember having this awesome power.

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the ability to give a potato an orgasm

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The power to get stuck to doorknobs in dangerous situations

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The power to look like yourself

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The power to inhale carbon dioxide and exhale oxygen

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The ability to have udders for nipples.

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The ability to face reality after reading all the pointless powers

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the power to be super ugly

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!