The ability to turn anything into a belt.

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The power to instant nose-bleed, but not be able to stop it.

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The power to see you're self in a mirror

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The ability to generate bellybutton lint at will.

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The power to get extreme orgasms random, often in very awkward situations.

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The ability to pull open push only doors

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the power to know everything even the meaning of life but you can not talk

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The power to change lemonade into lemons.

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The power to fly, but only 1 millimeter above the ground, while moving at a speed slower than a snail.

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The power to have knowledge of your power.

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The power to travel in time for 2 seconds

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The power to have a pointless power.

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The power to be invisible but only to blind people.

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The power to jump as high 1/2 / 2 feet off the ground

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The power to easily dodge any bullets from any weapons ever... as long as the bullets are made of cheese.

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the ability to make something that docent exists

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The power to see when your eyes are not closed.

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The power to smell you poop after you flushed

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The power to be 1% bullet proof.

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The power to have uncontrollable amounts of earwax so when you put in earphones they get covered in earwax

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The ability to grow a third nostril.

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the power to freeze time by 10 secs but in the process freeze yourself too.

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The ability to turn into a slightly damp sponge

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!