The ability to lose all your limbs on command.

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The power to shoot liqiud gold ever 3-6 years only when you come across jesus.

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The power to drink parfume and not get disgusted

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The power to float in water, and then sink sometimes.

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The power to go Super Saiyan in the toilet

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The power to speed up time moments before you are about to die.

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To write a pointless power on paper to use.

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The power to teleport but you must have walked to that place within the last attosecond

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The power to turn back the clock at will. Not time, just clocks.

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The power to self destruct yourself 1 time and 1 time only

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the power to talk backwards

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The power to climb trees really fast, but they shrink when you do.

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The power to discern the breed of a cat by the taste of its poop.

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the power to any ugly person love you.

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The power to handle the truth. Moral: Because with the exception of a few good men... YOU CANT HANDLE THE TRUTH!

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The power to pick your nose but you happen to be Lord Voldermot

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The power to be Omnipotent and create a rock too heavy for yourself to lift.

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The power to run at the average speed of a normal person running.

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The ability to hover slightly above the ground on Wednesdays.

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The power to become perfect. Perfect: There can be only one moral man.

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The power to have tastebuds inside your ass.

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Be virtually indestructible, but only to things your not paying attention too.

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The power to change place with any famous boxer everytime he gets hit. Moral: Hate me, love me... in the end you cannot hate what you do not care about do you? Remember this, when someone hates you, its simply because they care and worry about you... probably the only moral that makes sense... life is beautiful, thank you haters, thank you lovers, and you know what they say... haters gonna hate... they are all just a fluffy bunch of people that care too much :)

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The ability to perceive the presence of light.... with your ears. (warning, blindness may effect abilities potency.)

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!