the power to keep your fingertips wet at all times, so you can flip pages.

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The ability to fly, but only while you're touching the ground.

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The powr to spell eviting wrong.

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the ability to make your penis more sophistcated than yourself

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The ability to be able to be a supervillian, but only when you aren't being a villian.

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The power to smell a fart before someone lets it out.

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The super to type (to type partially invisible ences) Mor : !HTURT HELDNAH OUY

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The power to mind reeds

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The power to fart out of your hands.

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the power to in power your self

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To be ALMOST able to run faster than a speeding bullet

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Being able to create duplicates of yourself, however you must give birth to these duplicates out of your anus (incredibly painful and its highly likely that you will pass out from the pain). And to disappear they must claw their way back up.

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the power to make a pillow filled with feathers into a pillow filled with fluff

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Pointless Superpowers? Eh, I got nothing.

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The power to cry if you hear or see the word cry

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The power to party like it is 1999 despite it being 2011

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the power to wake up 2 seconds before your alarm.

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the power to inhale and exhale air

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The power to create powers

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The power to see everything BUT u have to be blind Or the powaaaaaa.... srry anyway the power to hear every damn thing but u have to def Congrats : u lost one of your senses for nothing at all have fun but I'm not talking to the blind 1 cause u know he can't see Wat I posted@_@

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The ability to steal, without getting caught, other people's pocket lint.

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The ability to see through other peoples eyes but only when they're closed.

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The power to turn Wii controllers into broken TV sets.

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The power to complete a 100m race in exactly 100 seconds.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!