The power to see what's behind you.

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The power to turn into a potato banana hybrid.

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the power to count from A to purple

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The power to grow hair on your eyeballs

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the ability to die but to reappear as a strange families pet turkey

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The power of superspeed.... when your running backwards

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The power to jump faster.

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The power to switch on clappers by snapping your fingers

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The power to eat toxic waste as long as it is not toxic but die from non-toxic waste and stuff

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The power to turn into a sloth at random times.

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The power to discern the breed of a cat by the taste of its poop.

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The ability to read minds, but it can only be your own.

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You can hear what people think ...in sign language.

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The ability to fly, but only when you wear absolutely nothing.

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The power to make your nose blink.

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The power to pee out of your nose and drink out of your ears

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The power to slap your buttcheeks together, then transform into a head of cabbage.

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the power to know when your about to get rick rolled

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the power to solve any problem and answer any question or equation, you just have to read all books known to mankind.

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the power to be the best looking person but only to rapists.

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The power to hear a dog whistle

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The power to spontaneously combust into trillions of microscopic kittens, every time you stare a cat photo for more then 3 hours.

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The power to melt chocolate at room temperature.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!