The ablity to slap a policeman and get away with it.

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The ability to get out of bed in a Monday morning even though you don't want to

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The ability to smell shit from miles away.

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To have a permanently invisible tounge.

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The power to instantaneously change the grain of wood

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to be able to see through doors... only when there open

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A follow up to the next comment bellow... (the irony) is that you also get the powers to type YOU CANT HANDLE THE TRUTH! And other quotes at random points... I got these powers... you do not believe me? YOU THINK YOU HAVE THAT LUXURY? YOU CANT HANDLE THE TRUTH! Moral: GUANTANAMO BAY CUBA! Just making conversation... (throws random small dog in the trash container) last part was just me its not like you get the power to do what he does in movies :P

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The power to have an ejaculate in your pants by looking a girl in the eyes.

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The power to see through glass walls.

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The power to live,but only when you are dead

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God tier Waste of Space

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The power to be a normal human

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The ability to hear fish.

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The power to stretch infinitely, but you cant return to your normal state.

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The power to have 21/20 vision.

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To be able to cut paper by doing the scissor action with your fingers.

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The power of making your eyeballs bigger but without any significant improvement in your sight.

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The power to shoot 2 inches of artillery cable from your pinkie.

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The ability to see through blind peoples eyes

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The power to say you have a superpower.

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The power to travel in time but only to the moment of your death.

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The power to choose the next president of the united states of america.

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The power to change your emotions

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!