the power to turn into a rock and you cant turn back into a human

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The power to make my own sandwich

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The power to have an ejaculate in your pants by looking a girl in the eyes.

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The power to resurrect as a corpse when you die.

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The power too shot seeds IF you are not alive

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The power to vote for the Presidential candidate of your choice, only to be overruled by the Florida Supreme Court.

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The power to turn into a piece of paper for five seconds

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Wait this isn't pornhub!?

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The power to waste your time making a pointless website so that other people could waste there time.

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The power to set time to High Noon whenever its 11:59:51

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The power to find the last piece of a jigsaw puzzle

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The power to turn into a magikarp

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The power to state the obvious at will.

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To teleport to space and then emediately suffocate.

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The ability to sense any and all ham in a five mile radius.

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The ability to fart pee.

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The power of speaking every laguage on earth, but to know only one word in your entire life.

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The power to grow one wing

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the power to eat only one lays potato chip

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The power to read all the other pointless superpowers

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The power to lick your elbow.

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The power to.... OMG a fish :D wait... what was i talking about?

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The power to walk on two legs

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The power to have all the powers of all the superheroes, but only on February 30th.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!