the power to put your shoes on faster than you did before

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the power to convince girls to have sex with you, but you don't have a cock

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the power to shit yourself when you sneeze.

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the power to know you forgot somthing but not know what you forget

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the power to fall off of a cliff and live... in hell

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The power to turn into random objects

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The power to use your penis as a lasso.

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The power to melt chocolate at room temperature.

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the ability to make trees grow when you orgasm.

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The power to have a boner every time people sneeze.

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The power to shatter a mirror just by staring at it.

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the power to make the imaginary axix the best thinkers ever

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The pewer to mistype the power, this time in non reverse.

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The power to only use yahoo.com

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The abilitie to lick your elbow.

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the power to make fire but only when you are in water

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The power to run in slow motion and jumping around.

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The power to make a small hamster yawn.

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The power to shape-shift, but only into: Rebecca Black, Justin Bieber, or Hannah Montana.

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The power to see what happened in yesterdays future... Moral: meh.

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The power to think up really funny pointless superpowers.

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the super power to remove your super power

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The ability to be completely bullet-proof as long as a bullet never hits you.

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The power to read your own mind!

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!