The power to sleep anytime your tired

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Wait this isn't pornhub!?

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The power to sleep while you're awake.

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The ability to fly with wings on only one leg

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The ability to turn into Gary Coleman

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The power to make other people hold their breath.

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The ability to stop farting so that you blow up like a balloon that eventually bursts.

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The power to have any nice guy, but they're all gay.

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The power to blow up when you blink

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The power of being invincible after getting blown to the sun and killed by it while your balls are being bit by a crock

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the power to stub your toe while gardening and only cry for twenty minutes.

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The power to shed hair

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Birthday In August Just wait On it

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To Read All The Pointless Superpowers And Imagine To Have them When Other people Are Thinking That Your A Crazy-Childish Person Role-Playing those Pointless Superpowers

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The power to sit for extended periods of time in front of the computer doing pointless things. The person who is reading this has that pointless superpower otherwise he would be doing something productive.

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The power to to think less

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The power to be a normal human

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The power to say you have a superpower.

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The power to see through air.

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power to take a dump through your front (if you know what i mean)

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the power to charge rechargeable batteries.

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The power to fly whenever you get a stroke. (The power goes away as soon as the stroke ends, so make sure to get all your flying deeds done while you still have a stroke)

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The power to ride a camel when slapping a donkeys butt cheeks

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!