The power to be oppressed by everything

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The power to have all the powers of all the superheroes, but only on February 30th.

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The power to finger some one in the arse so they shit them self.

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the ability to smile a tooth grin while pooping on your own chest

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the power to get free airplane flights but only to the place you are in

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The power to survive underwater, while holding your breath.

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The power to know the ending of every movie after you watch the first 10 minutes and compulsively shouting it out as loud as you can.

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The power to laugh at Tyler Perry's House of Payne.

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the power to waste time watching a video about pointless superpowers while using this website

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The power to transform into a baby only when around pedophiles.

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el poder de escribir en español ( pero solo si naciste en argentina) - ( the power to write in spanish - but only if you are from argentina-)

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The poewr to selpl eryvetihng wonrg.

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The power to exhale clouds.

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The ability to teleport but you poop your pants whenever you do it even if your not wearing pants

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The power to only make burnt toast

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The power to summon single earthworm at will.

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The power to eat the booty like a poor person's groceries

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The power to be yourself.

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Having a bullet-proof skeleton.

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The power to see into the present

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Oye sun teri ma ka saki na ka

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the ability to discern homophobic, racist, and mysoginistic posts on this site from the actually ok ones.. oh wait this is useful STOP BEING A JACKASS

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The power to make yourself deaf.

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To tell how many kids in a sweatshop it took to make your nike's

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!