The power to jump faster.

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The power too shot seeds IF you are not alive

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shit and piss at the same time

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power to send mind messages to people but nobody listens to you

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The power of x-ray vision only when you are naked in public. More people the stronger it is.

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The power to think out loud without saying a word

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The ability to walk with the exact slight misdirection of shoping trolleys

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The power to convert any font to comic sans at will.

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The power of 2 milliseconds of omnipotence followed by death.

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The ability to become the most attractive person in the world, but only when you're all alone. Also, it doesn't show up on film.

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The power to speak to mexicans in german

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The power to breath in 1% more oxygen

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The power to only see things that are a shade of orange if the date adds up to a divisor of Pi x enough to make it a whole number, if you are wearing a hat and have recently expeled bodily fluid

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The power to read upside down...only when you're upside down.

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See the answers to any question inside your head while suffering from severe dyslexia.

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The ability to morph into someone else's left butt cheek

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Immunity to antipsychotic medication

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The power to fart get a 10 inch but only at your moms house

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The power to fly, have heat vision, lift heavy things with ease, and invulnerability.

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The power to realize when you are wasting your life typing useless shit on the internet

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the power to produce shampoo out your eyes

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The power to fart out of your mouth

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The superpower to speak from to anybody's asshole.

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the power to breath fire but only on days that don't end in Y.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!