The power to fart and smell like shit and not be shit.

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The power to hear other people's thoughts when they aren't thinking.

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The power to have a normal sized torso, but short legs.

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power to be the smartest creature in the universe but only 3 seconds a day

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Teleporting to Mexico

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The power to summon a bucket of lukewarm water every 12 days.

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The power to phase through walls, but only when you're in an airplane.

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The power to have super-sonic hearing, but only in the presence of the mute.

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The power to bleed on command

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The power to have withdrawal symptoms.

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The power to have any power you want, but only if you are touching a nine pound diamond, standing in a pool of gold, and stabbing yourself in your pineal gland, the smallest muscle in your body.

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the ability to click your fingers and lose your hands

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Beeing 99% Bullet proof, with the 1% shifting places to whereever a bullet is about to hit you.

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The power to die, and you can only do it once.

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The power to not wake up until you get 9 hours of sleep

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The Power to stick your head up your ass. Aka be a politician.

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The ability to transform into anything... gradually, over the course of a week.

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The ability to feel all pain 30 seconds after it happens.

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The ability to feel pain 1,000 times more acutely than an average human.

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The power to walk through floors and fall through walls

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The power to breathe fire but onle when under water

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The power to turn into air and go with the wind

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The power to explode on the moon

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The power to make poorly drawn art in less time than it takes to blink.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!