The ability to transform yourself in to a vibrator that is about to be used. Only works if you are gay.

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The power to know that Han Solo dies

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The power to throw crazed badgers 3% faster than the average human. However, you would have to find the badgers, and they would have to be angry. The power does not affect your aim, only your speed.

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The power to get a boner, but only when you're hugging your dad.

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The power to stop time, but only when you are waiting for something.

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The power to phase through walls, but only when you're in an airplane.

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The power to always reach just half an inch away from the spot on your back that itches

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The power to be interrupted in mid sent- "Shut up! I'm trying to sleep!"

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The Power to lose a fight before it begins

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The power to be frozen during each heart beat.

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The ability to discharge a battery - JW

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the power to taste your own spit

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The power to turn a dollar into three quarters.

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The ability of using their one true super power with stunning accuracy.

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The power to see 147 billion years into the future.

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the power to teleport to the center of the earth

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the power to turn into a rock and you cant turn back into a human

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The power to turn into a sloth at random times.

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The power to see very far with the eyes closed.

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The ability to build a wall... wait a minute!

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beard snap. ...snap your fingers and beards for all !!!

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The power to read bladders. You would always know when someone has to pee.

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The ability to catch bullets traveling under 5 mph

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the power to wake up right before the best part of a dream

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!