The power to throw your crotch as a powerful one time grenade.

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The power to eat a cheeseburger and still get fat from it

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The ability to control water but only when it is raining

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the power to erase pencil liines using your index finger

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The power to give a **** about bigfoot

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The ability to visit pointlesspowers.com and click the "WRITE YOUR OWN" button and think of something to write.

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The ability to morph into someone else's left butt cheek

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The power to pick thing up with your feet

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The ability to anticipate the release of half-life three. Sidenote: Goes hand in hand with the ability to bathe in your own tears.

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The power to do anything as if you were god but only after you slay a mythical dragon and eat an Unicorn's poop.

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The power to run in slow motion and jumping around.

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the power to have an idea..

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The ability to propel yourself and others away from you by sneezing.

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power to be the smartest creature in the universe but only 3 seconds a day

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the power to produce shampoo out your eyes

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The power to have super-sonic hearing, but only in the presence of the mute.

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The power to blink one second faster then usual.

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THE POWER TO FIX MY CAPSLOCK

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power to eat through your but

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the power to fail at everything you

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The power to only make burnt toast

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The ability to like this post

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The power to start time only when it's on.

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The power to random things that you touch into the same thing but a different color

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!