The power to move microscopic specks of dust, but only one at a time, and only a few times a year.

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The power to fall down in a forest, and, if none is around, noone will hear you.

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The power to handle the truth. Moral: Truth is in the eye of the beholder, I AM THE ONE AND ONLY BEHOLDER!

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The power to have magnetic eyeballs.

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the power to make a pillow filled with feathers into a pillow filled with fluff

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The superpower wasting your time wachting a video that is pointless

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The power to ejaculate lazer beams...

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the power to walk through any wall BUT the walls of the room you're in.

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the power to make men funnier smarter and more athletic then womer.

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the power to make your best friend's crush fall in love with you, but not your own crush.

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The power to waste time reading this.

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The ability to be smarter than the average bear.

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The power to make ice sculptures out of marble

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the power to smell shit from miles away

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The power to give the wrong directions

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The power to ride a bike

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The power to fly, but only in microgravity.

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The Ability To See When Your Eyes Are Closed

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The power to sing Friday by Rebecca Black perfectly when it's thursday.

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The power of telekinesis over any object one is physically touching.

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The ability to see through blind peoples eyes

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The power to only see things that are a shade of orange if the date adds up to a divisor of Pi x enough to make it a whole number, if you are wearing a hat and have recently expeled bodily fluid

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To teleport to space and then emediately suffocate.

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The power to teleport to the last place you shit.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!