The power to continuously shoot extremely powerful lasers from your eyes unless they're closed or you wear special, unbelievably expensive glasses.

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the power to understand what kate bush is singing

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The power to freeze time but you would also be frozen. Basically dooming everyone to be frozen in time with no way of getting out. No one would even know about it but it will happen.

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The power to turn into a two by two LEGO piece - once.

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The power to poo.

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The power to fail every time you try to do something

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The power to turn into a lamp and stay that way till someone turns your light on.

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The power to look angry when not trying too and everyone else notices it and im just lonely.

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The power to have a poo at your girlfriend's house and be only 22.2% sure that it will flush

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The power to shapeshift into a frog, but not the power to turn back

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The power to turn into Donald Trump hair

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The power to become invincible when you're dead

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The power to be Sexually Molested And Raped Twice and be smart at the same time.

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the power to eat gold and turn it into koosh balls

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the super power to remove your super power

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the power to be permanently unconfortable.

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the power to make men funnier smarter and more athletic then womer.

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The power to be unkillable when you'r not in danger.

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the superpower to be able to fuck extremely good with or without genitals

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The power to speak with dead relatives, but only whilst masturbating.

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the power to seduce hats

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the power to shoot 2 sily stirng evry year

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The power to summon your mom so you can prove she's not as fat as the chav in front of you is saying she is

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The power to throw your crotch as a powerful one time grenade.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!