The ability to rectify health and safety concerns, using a sword.

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The power to find the last piece of a jigsaw puzzle

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The ability to anticipate the release of half-life three. Sidenote: Goes hand in hand with the ability to bathe in your own tears.

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the ability to walk barefooted on top of legos without pain but only as long as you don't know they're legos

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the power to uncontrolably shoot bananas out of your hands

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The power to see through windows

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The ability to talk to snakes but only if you have a lightning bolt scar on your forehead.

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The power to transform into an ant, but only on busy pavements in the after work rush.

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The power to glow in rooms with reddish purple walls

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The power to make dad jokes.

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The power to grow one inch, but you need to shrink one inch to do so.

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the power to fly but only during a thunder storm

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The power to emit contagious yawns.

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The ability to not have an ability (The ability to be a paradox)

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The power of X-ray Viion, that gives you Eye Cancer from the radiation

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The ability to speak any language, but whoever you speak the language to doesn't speak or understand the language

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the power to create your own real working money but you cannot spend it

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The power to see thru windows and turn door knobs.

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The power to touch someone's face while watching rain burn.

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The power to be scared shitless and run around like a retard for about 100 minutes.

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The power to have wood when you wake up.

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The power to party like it is 1999 despite it being 2011

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The power to defuse bombs without touching them, but you have to be within 3 inches of it.

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To get to know everything Jack Nicholson has said yet you blurb out his comments and random and by the time you face this YOU CANT HANDLE THE TRUTH! Moral: You think this entry was boring? It is great actually, what? You say it sucks? YOU CANT HANDLE THE TRUTH!

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!