The ability to scream and whisper at the same time.

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The power to heal someone's injuries by killing them.

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They power to be able to make meth.

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The power to understand the purpose of life, and every other world mystery, exactly .5 of a second before you die.

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the power to cure someones cold by giving them AIDs

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The power to have 21/20 vision.

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The power to see the future, but as a blind person who can't hear or smell.

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The power to walk thru mud and not leave a footprint

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The power to talk to animals but only as they are attacking you

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The power to pick something up and stay the same.

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The power to nail anyone you want (legally) but no one remembers, including you

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The power to write complete sentenc

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The power to think up really funny pointless superpowers.

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The Power to lose a fight before it begins

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The power to blow bubble with Tootsie Rolls.

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The power to mind control inanimate objects.

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the power to read captchas

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The power to close your nose

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The ability to get out of bed in a Monday morning even though you don't want to

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The ability to throw a boomerang and have it come back to you

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The power to turn into shit, but not be able to change back.

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The power to jump high into the sky, only to drop down later...

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the power to persuade every 80 yo into penetrating you analy

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!