the power to create your own real working money but you cannot spend it

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The power to blow bubble with Tootsie Rolls.

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The power to read minds, but only those of dead people.

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The power to ma-FUK HER RIGHT IN THE PUSY

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The power to be blind when you sleep

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The ability to make cringe worthy YouTube videos

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The Power to make up full names on the spot.

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The power to mentally unlock any lock you can see, but only if the key is within 10 feet of where you are.

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The ability to find a squirrels nuts

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The power to not lie wall you activate"I Agree To TheTerms Of Sevice"

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The power to turn into a sloth at random times.

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The ability to be invisible but only while playing the tambourine.

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The power to see through glass walls.

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The abilty to change what your hair smells like every two years

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To be able to cut paper by doing the scissor action with your fingers.

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The power to spontaneously combust into trillions of microscopic kittens, every time you stare a cat photo for more then 3 hours.

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the power to be on fire always.(even when u are in water)

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The ability to smell colors.

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The power to go to sleep for 7 hours a day

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The power to have backround music in your life.

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The power to make all girls look pretty but only in your head and only if you drunk enough.

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The power to throw discs in Ricochet only when fell out of pad.

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Being able to see exactly 0.001419 seconds into the future

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the ability to type slower.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!