The power to control sloths

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the power to finish your plate of veggies when ever you like.

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The power to have ABSOLUTELY anything you want!... ...As long as that absolutely anything you want happens to be a pile of premium fresh horsecrap... Moral: This made myself lol, so it probably has 16 red thumbs by now YAY!!!!!!!!

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The power to vomit through your anus.

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You can fly, but only while on a plane that's in the air.

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The power to have hindsight.

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The power to correctly guess how old shag rugs are

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the power to crap out bite-sized super heroes.

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The power to think salmon.

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The power to use internet explorer at a moderate working speed

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The power to pee out of your nose and drink out of your ears

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the power to read whenever somebody is about to make a pun but only if youve already heard that pun

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Taekwondo

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the ability to fall asleep in your bed and wake up In one of jigsaws rooms

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The power to change lemonade into lemons.

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The power to easily dodge any bullets from any weapons ever... as long as the bullets are made of cheese.

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the power to know you forgot somthing but not know what you forget

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The power to wake up and live through school....

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the power to hope you get a job at the mall because they laid everybody off and sent the jobs off somewhere cheap

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The power to when you get scared, you fart.

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The power to be 1% bullet proof.

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The Power To Explode Only When You Are In Underwater And Not In The Earth's Atmosphere And In A Room Made Of Diamond

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The ability to walk on water, but only if you're Jesus

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The ability to money into dog shit.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!