The ability to fart and pee twice in one go.

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The power to be Sexually Molested And Raped Twice and be smart at the same time.

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The power to easily persuade people to your opposing viewpoint

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The power to travel back and forth in time by pressing your left elbow against your right armpit. It really works! Try it!

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The Power To Have Only (This) One Power.

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The power to bring life to nobody, except Winston Chrurchil.

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The power to perform stan up comedy whilst sitting down

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The power to lick your elbow.

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The power to stand still for five hours

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The power to be fireproof under water

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the power to resist texting and driving 76% of the time when you only own a landline.

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The power become a kite but not when it's windy

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The power to act like Tommy Wiseau

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The power to lose your hearing and eyesight/

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The power to ma-FUK HER RIGHT IN THE PUSY

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Being a freemason

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The superpower to detect when someone is racist.

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The ability to turn into an embryo

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The power of temporary invincibility but you have to kill yourself first

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The power to speak in languages that no one around you understands.

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The power to vomit a thoroughly blended mix of pickles, cheese, onions, caramel, lead paint, octopi, boiling water, vinyl, super glue, hot sulfur froth, and hand sanitizer.

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The power to go back in time one second at a time, but the ability takes one second to recharge.

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The ability to taste only from your butt-hole.

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The ability to fall into 1cm cubed pieces when startled. No ability to pull yourself together, or move while in cubes. Parts must be reassembled correctly to re-connect.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!