The ability to dodge bullets, but only after you've been hit by the first bullet.

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The power to kill anything you touch, but only when touching adorable puppies.

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having the same super powers as batman!

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The power to drink dihydrogen monoxide without dying.

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The power to fall asleep whenever you want to

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The Power to penetrate Ellen Degeneres's Vagina.

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The ability to read Captch codes perfectly but not being able to type them correctly

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The power to rain fireballs down upon those you love.

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The ability to pronounce the word "rural."

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The power to not move but your always happy.

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the power to be able to blow air

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Beeing 99% Bullet proof, with the 1% shifting places to whereever a bullet is about to hit you.

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The power to turn into a sloth at random times.

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The power to excel at something that nobody cares about.

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Normal handsome man by day. Moral: Man by night.

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The ability to put on a glove that is slightly too large and have your fingers grow to fit the glove.

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The power to write fast but only when your hungry

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The power to finish work instantly but only after the deadline

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The power to say you have a superpower.

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The power to change your emotions at will

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The power to turn left while actually being right about right being left so you end up heading upways down the street and confuse the shit out of people. Moral: But will it blend?

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The Power To Explode Only When You Are In Underwater And Not In The Earth's Atmosphere And In A Room Made Of Diamond

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The power to actually care what these people are writing.

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The power to have super speed for 0.00000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000001 milliseconds a century

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!