The power to hear peoples thoughts, only when you're deaf

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The power to pick something up and stay the same.

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The power to not be affected by bullets unless you are shot with one by a gun

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The power to be able to get a key for a door on that does not even exist every 6 weeks

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The power to watch a pot boil.

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The power to be unconscious during Calculus class.

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The superpower to speak from to anybody's asshole.

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The power to stop time, but only when you are waiting for something.

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solar powered night-vision

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The power to move microscopic specks of dust, but only one at a time, and only a few times a year.

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The powr to spell eviting wrong.

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The ability to not talk.

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the ability to become black.

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The power to smell poo...

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The ability to smell colors

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The power to communicate with dandelions.

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Invisibility, but only in the dark.

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The power to be a limbless emotionless and powerless being but being a total Invincible person in return.

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The power to regulate your body temperature at about 98 degrees at all times.

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The power to party like it is 1999 despite it being 2011

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The ability to be smarter than the average bear.

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The power to lose your hearing and eyesight/

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The power to finger some one in the arse so they shit them self.

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The power to see 147 billion years into the future.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!