The power to look at Chuck Norris. I dare you to try.

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The power to delete the "missing a finger" comment on shitbrix.com.

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The power to be hungry without eating a Snickers bar.

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the power to make the tip of a kangaroo's nose itch.

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The ability to ruin ipods by simply listening to a song

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The power to turn into shit, but not be able to change back.

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The power to fuck your mum whenever you want

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the power to get free airplane flights but only to the place you are in

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The power to eat food, but as you eat the food you turn into a giant green monster and have to terrorize Japan for the rest of your life. As a result of you terrorizing Japan, McDonald's comes out with monster toys and Universal does a chi...ldren's movie about how monsters can be cute cuddly creatures in order to calm down those who are having nightmares at night because of your horrific actions in Japan. While in Japan though a mad scientist creates a unmosterification ray gun that heals you. Then you decide you have to go on an all liquid diet so over the course of many years you become impervious to drowning, in that time you also develop the ability to speak with sea animals with a sonar type ability. Thus rendering you as Aquaman the most useless superhero ever.

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The power to read the terms of service.

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to die when you are happy

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The power to shoot a man before throwing him out of a plane.

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The ability to run super fast, but you don't have legs.

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the power to go back in time, but only back 1 second.

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The power to have a unique fart smell

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The power to wake up to surprise sex in the morning... in prision.

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The ability to heat up an object by 1 degree for every week you hold it.

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The power to use internet explorer at a moderate working speed

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Meatvision.

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The power to get your comment 1st

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the power to make the imaginary axix the best thinkers ever

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The power of telepathy but only when you alone

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Eat pizza but you have to be eating pizza

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The ability to have every possible thought as fast as the Flash is capable of moving and faster and know how every scenario can, will, and most likely will play out, yet you cannot say anything about them and they cannot be put to use. As well as no one can read your mind or anything similar to obtain said knowledge.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!