- Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!

Perfect recall of every episode of Teletubies

The power to give Japanese cartoons seizures.

The power to get hard at will.

the ability to turn into the body of a car. Just the body, no engine, no wheels, nothin, just the body

Will i tell you the joke about the butter? Aww no you'll only spread it!

The power to live,but only when you are dead

The ability to guess the reCAPTCHA words first try

The power to turn acute triangles into equilateral triangles.

the power to make food disappear in your mouth only when your mouth is not closed.

the power to like Hilary Clinton

the power to turn into toilet paper but not back

the ability to type slower.

The power to sit on a pile of change and add it up.

The power to fart out of your hands.

The Power To Fly Without control

the power to dissaper into nothingness and appear in 2 years again while not noticing you skipped time...

The ability to face reality after reading all the pointless powers

The power to be half invisible

The ability to see through insects.

the power to kiss your own ass

To turn instantly water proof while eating a burito

The ability to replace your DNA with parmesan cheese.

Can transform into a no-armed man at the click of his fingers..

The power to have incredible wet orgasms. if you are a man.

Pointless Super Powers