- Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!

The power to become perfect. Perfect: There can be only one moral man.

The power to turn gourmet meals into shit.

The abiltity to grow an additional 4 fingered hand from your inner thigh

The power to have your toe nails and fingernails be bulletproof.

the power to write about pointless super powers in universes that nothing exists.

The power to breathe oxygen.

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The power to grow nipples all over your body at will

The power to see through things but you can't turn it off once turned on.

the power to freeze people only when it's cold

The power to die.

The power to become retarded but your so stupid you forget how to turn it off

The power to think of powers someone else has already come up with

The power to turn on your tv with your mind as long as the remote is in your hand and has batteries.

The power to look into the car next to me at the exact moment the driver is picking his nose

The power to stop time for all living beings in the world, including yourself, and starting it again at the same time as the time would have been if you didn't stop it.

the power to be able to run long distances without getting tired

The power to look like yourself

The power to obtain money, by going to work

The power to run at the speed of invisibility.

The power to propel urine at the top speed of the animal you most recently thought of.

The power to continuously and periodically turn oxygen into carbon dioxide using magic organs in your chest by sucking the the atmosphere through your mouth.

the power to tolerate all the crap superpowers

Having the power of a normal human

Pointless Super Powers