- Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!

The power to speak only one language

The ability to have udders for nipples.

The power to attract bullets when a gun fires

The power to disappear only when you're about to have sex.

The power to have magnetic eyeballs.

The power to propel urine at the top speed of the animal you most recently thought of.

The power to teleport to any 3rd world country

Having the power of a normal human

The power of turning your nose upside down, but only when it's raining... or in the shower.

The power to float a centimeter above the ground.

The ability to teleport into a wall

The power to see 147 billion years into the future.

understanding every language only if you get insulted

the ability to predict the winning lottery numbers in a completely random order

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The power to laugh at things, but only if it's funny.

the power to eat anything edible but not if it's edible.

The power to change TV channels once a day but only on cooking programs between 9:00AM and 9:30AM

The power to eat razorblades, but only when covered in a mixture of antifreeze, bile and tabasco sauce.

The power to give automatically give all your money to a Nigerian businessman for a special investment opportunity

The power to sharpen mechanical pencils and pens.

The power of knowing every fact about dolphins

The power to see through things that are invisible.

The ability to fly but your hand have to touch the earth

Pointless Super Powers