The power to grow your fingernails .0001 centimeters a day

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The ability to make any girl hook up with you, while your penis is numb

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The power to make your boss s**t his pants during staff meetings

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The power to to think there are images in the clouds.

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The power to become famous on vine

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The power to resurrect the dead but only for 1 second.

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the power to write on cellophane

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The power to see 1 plank length farther then most normal people

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The power to die at will.

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The power to read the bible, and then learn hypnosis, and look at the bible again... Moral: And they say hypnosis is worthless because it is just suggestions... the bible uses EVERY single trick in the book, and the bible`s teaching lead to the "holy" crusades (of kill murder and rape across the world, too many died to count), the bigotry, greater intolerance to different people, and just now (Bush before him) Obama is assuring his people that this war is "GODS WILL!" And seriously, if darkness is considered evil... then no wonder Captain America and his men did not hesitate to kill and enslave Captain Africa and his people a couple years ago... And its still going on, thanks lord (sarcasm, duh) Suggestion: Most powerful force in the universe, and it is invisible to boot... daaaang im powerful.

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The power to always lie even when you don't want to and then you have to truthfully say that you were lying otherwise the closest person kicks you in the groins.

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the power of wanting to download paid games for free and always failing

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THE POWER TO XLEAN UP STUFF WITH YOUR SUPER STRONG PUNCH

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The power to turn on electronic devices without pressing the switch, but only when you're touching the switch.

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constantly flowing sexy anime hair.

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The power to shit diamonds, but only into magical underwear that turn diamonds into shit.

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The power to eat food, unless you're touching food.

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The power to look like yourself

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The ability to sleep but only when you don't want to

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the power that will cut off your penis and just growing it back for every hour of your life

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The power to be able to never have a power.

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The ability to abruptly end conversations.

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the power to emit free wifi which the signal strength varies by your erection.

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The power to be a gamer

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!