The power to have everything taste like rubbing alcohol

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the powwer of have a WiFi everytime but don´t know the wep key

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Acid tears.

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The power to display emotions at will

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The power to easily flirt with women but only near your mom.

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the power to like charlie

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The ability to turn into a werewolf but only when your holding silver

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The power to control your own limb movement

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the power to make bubles without soap

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The power to defeat any ant you may encounter.

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The power to write pointless superpowers

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the power to write about pointless super powers in universes that nothing exists.

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the power to say no to only dates with hot girls(your a strait male)

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The power to level up on a game which you can't level up on.

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The power to love me. Moral: I have enough of my own. HE TORTURES YOU BECAUSE HE NEEDS YOUR LOVE, I DONT TOUCH YOU BECAUSE I REQUIRE NOT YOUR LOVE, WHO IS YOUR GOD NOW! (still not me, Gods and super sayans are foolish)

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The power to scare female plants.

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The ability to turn wine into water...

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the power to know when the pope is taking a dump

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sdrawkcab gnipyt ta dab eb tub sdrawkcab daer ot rewop eht

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The power to be anyone you want but your still a nobody

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The power to punch that like button

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The power to lick your elbow.

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The power to create a clean and temporary bathroom only you can use when you don't have to use one

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The power to fly but only when your eyes are closed.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!