- Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!

To pee standing up.

The Power to penetrate Ellen Degeneres's Vagina.

the ability to walk half through a brick wall

The power to cry if you hear or see the word cry

The power to see into the future and past but not remember any of it.

The power to read 20 pages of pointless superpowers, but only during science class

The power to go in jail every time you are alone.

The power to like this power

the power to be able to blow air

The power to change your eye color.

The power to kill someone with a knife

The power to turn into a sloth at random times.

the super power to be annoying.Oh wait...cough cough deadpool cough cough

The power to wake up every morning and have to pee

The power to write fast but only when your hungry

The power to grow nipples all over your body at will

The ability to fly, but only when you wear absolutely nothing.

The power to pee out of your nose and drink out of your ears

The power to have to eat every 1 second.

The power to make food slightly smaller.

The power to be toilet paper and never run out of paper but still keep your sense of taste

To have the ability to trip over your own "meat curtains" at will and make it look graceful... somehow.

The power to turn left while actually being right about right being left so you end up heading upways down the street and confuse the shit out of people. Moral: But will it blend?

the power to win any video game with your feet but only when intoxicated

Pointless Super Powers