he power to make mistakes

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The power to have your right hand permanently glued to your face.

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Can transform into a no-armed man at the click of his fingers..

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The power to telepathically fold paper.

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The power to fly but only in an airplane.

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The ability to replace your DNA with parmesan cheese.

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The power to eat food.

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The power to make hot women have sex, but only with guys that you don't know.

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The ability to see through blind peoples eyes

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The power to have an indestructible tongue.

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Acid pee

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The power to communicate with applesauce.

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The power to automaticaly eat yourself when you get hungry

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The power to uncontrally boop

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The power to lock open doors

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The power to excel at something that nobody cares about.

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the power to talk to animals.......without them understanding you.

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The power that will grant you no power.

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The power to make every female cop want you... IN JAIL.

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The power to be able to insult that piece of shit Chuck Norris without bein... YAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAARGH! *dead* And of course the ability to type you`re death scream and you`re status after you`re dead.

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The power to talk to animals but only as they are attacking you

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The power to attract cats but be allergic to them

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The power to control Rollie pollies

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the power to stub your toe while gardening and only cry for twenty minutes.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!