The power to smell farts from miles away

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The power to not be Chuck Norris.

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The power to hear people from across the globe, make people move with your own mind, and the ability to make people disappear from the Earth. Ladies and Gentleman, I call it MMORPG!

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The ablility to think of the worst racial slurs, but only when a member of that race is nearby.

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The power to drive any Lamborghini or other shit expensive car you want. You still need to get a car like that though...

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The power to recite all digits of pi, but you can’t stop and you die when you’re done

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the power to buy something worth 1.95$ when you only have 1.94$

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The power to smell a fart before someone lets it out.

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The Power To Have Only (This) One Power.

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The power to touch someone's face while watching rain burn.

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The power to pickpocket anyone, but only if you intend to place something more valuable/useful into their pockets to replace what you've taken

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The power to waste time reading this.

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The power to become a laptop forever!

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the power to make things out of thin air that dont work.

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The power to type so damn many superpowers that your head is spinning, and wanting to keep doing it because you really like this thing, its so... fulfilling... Moral: What can I say, people fight so much over who is right, and go to war just to prove their points... I LOVE POINTLESSITTY! (Pointlessitty, is not a typo, its a shakespearean slip you ignoramoron) Fun fact: A shakesperean is by itself a grammatically incorrect word, but not a typo simply because I used it on purpose... wow thats crazy... agree? Then thumb me DOWN NOW!

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The power drown in water

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The power to only drink when your parents are watching.

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the power to read captchas

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the power to resist texting and driving 76% of the time when you only own a landline.

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The super power to power any electronics at will. But you need 999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999 Apms in your body to power a phone for 0,0000000001 seconds.

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the power to inflate your testicles to such size, that it hurts.

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The power to think of words that rhyme with orange.

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The ability to steal, without getting caught, other people's pocket lint.

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The Power to penetrate Ellen Degeneres's Vagina.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!