The ability for your penis to tie itself into a knot.

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The super to type (to type partially invisible ences) Mor : !HTURT HELDNAH OUY

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The ability to fly... But when your not in the air

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The power to make you`re penis really long! Like 500 meters long, and not being able to make it short(er) again.

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The power to have night vision during the day.

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The power to be a really good bowler, but only with a bowling ball that has the skull of your dead father embedded in its center.

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power to blow up your own head only once,

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The power to have explosive diarrhea when people are looking at you.

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The ability to be completely bullet-proof as long as a bullet never hits you.

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The ability to sh*t actual bricks.

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The power to speak Italian fluently while dining in a Chinese restaurant.

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the power of not being able to feel pain during constipation

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The power to transform into Osama whenever someone sees you.

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the power to breath through your skin.

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The power to turn into an escalator

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The ability to teleport but you poop your pants whenever you do it even if your not wearing pants

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The power to pee and poop at the same time.

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The ability to be bulletproof after you get shot.

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The power of Bulletproof fingernails

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the power to shoot fireballs only when your underwater

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The power to summon huge snowstorms, but only on the weekend.

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the power to have the remote come to you.

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the power to eat air when you could do something creative.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!