the power to have the pleasure of sex with out having to do anything to yourself or anybody else!! heckk yes haha

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The power to die while dieing

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The power to make poorly drawn art in less time than it takes to blink.

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The power of making toast land butter-side up

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The power to collect a interesting variety of ceramic animals.

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The power to kill yourself if there is a bullet in your heart, brain, and liver all at the same time

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The power to lose "The Game" every time you're not thinking about it.

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The ability to turn anything into a belt.

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Having the power to see in the dark if you are blind

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mime-o-moid. The power to pretend to be stuck in a box, walk a dog and climb a rope.

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The power to know when an item of food has been cooked to perfection, 38 seconds after it has caught fire.

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The power to finish work instantly but only after the deadline

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The power to see John Cena, but only when he taps out/gives up.

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Nihat Do?an

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The power to get your blackberry to turn on slightly faster

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to make asians smart

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the power to see into the present.

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To have the ability to trip over your own "meat curtains" at will and make it look graceful... somehow.

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The power to fly but only when your eyes are closed.

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The power to glow in rooms with reddish purple walls

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The power to get stuck to doorknobs in dangerous situations

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the ability to give a potato an orgasm

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The power to stop bleeding 3-5 days a month.

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the power to freeze time by 10 secs but in the process freeze yourself too.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!