Being able to be invisible when no one is watching.

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The power to turn into a koi fish... but only when there is no water around.

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The ability to turn any escalator into a flight of stairs.

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The power to inhale carbon dioxide and exhale oxygen

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The power to see through anything except air.

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The power to shit for 5 days

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The power to tell when someone last masturbated, but only by shaking their hand.

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power to make the most lethal fart know to man but only when you girlfriends is around

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The power to take a s*** on people

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the power to turn a dollar into 99 cents

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the power tho vomit your poop.

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The power to use successfuly Splash Attack irl.

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The power to levitate 0.000000000000001mm off the ground when going up stairs.

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The power to know what weather its gonna be like in 1 minute... in South Korea

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The power to switch any physical traits with your own reflection in the mirror.

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The power to view pointless superpowers on a screen.

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The power to turn water into wine.

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The power to find your lost keys only if the keys are in your pocket.

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The power to make a Stegosaurus appear when you make a time-machine!

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the power to fly, but only when you poop

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The ability to smell colors

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The power to shoot liqiud gold ever 3-6 years only when you come across jesus.

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the power of super intelligence to go to college and actually expect a job these days.

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the power to perminately bring jade goody back from the dead

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!